Total Medals Earned: 42 (From 11 different games.) Total Medal Score: 640 Points
Medals Earned: 5/7 (45/95 points)
get at least 1400 love points
get at least 1400 social life points
get at least 1400 hobbies points
get at least 1400 career points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
get at least 14 combos
get a 23x multiplier for any aspect of life
Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)
Get yourself burnt futuristic style
Get yourself burnt medieval style
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 3/25 (35/885 points)
Get your team to level 5.
Reach 400 Speed.
[?], [?], [?], [?], Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start...
Get 6 Challenge Medals.
Reach 40,000 Distance.
Get 9 Challenge Medals.
Reach 100,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 10.
Reach 600 Speed.
Get 12 Challenge Medals.
Reach 700 Speed.
One is Silver and the other's Gold...
Reach 200,000 Distance.
Geek ain't no dev'...
Girls around the world...
Get your team to level 15.
Rough way back...
Get your team to level 20
Get 15 Challenge Medals
Reach 350,000 Distance.
Reach 800 Speed.
Get your team to level 25.
Reach 500,000 Distance.
Reach 900 Speed.
Get 18 Challenge Medals.
Medals Earned: 10/18 (380/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
Find all 60 unique fails
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Get a total of 101 fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/60 points)
Submit a world.
Load a world from the server.
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 4/24 (20/420 points)
Talk to the old man
Visit Tom Fulp in his war blimp
Read the Library scrolls
Return the Phoenix Eggs to the Beastmaster doorway
Deliver the required glow flies to restore light
Defeat the two giant slimes
Harness your Hadou with fireball power
Wake up Jorge the Drunk
Carve a sculpture for the Pirate
Return the missing boy to his parents
Defeat the Desert Sand Worm
Learn to twirl your sword
Defeat the Red Wasps
Defeat the Ultra-Crab
Find Nathan
Defeat the Yellow Ork
Free the One-eyed Phoenixes from their cages
Return the 3 orbs to the well
Defeat the Blue Wombat
Sacrifice 3 XP Munchers on the Forest Altar
Medals Earned: 2/2 (20/20 points)
Complete all 6 endings
Complete any 1 ending
Medals Earned: 4/20 (25/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Blow up a jeep
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 3/11 (25/380 points)
Get a single spade in a spin
Lose all your credits.
Win with three hearts.
Get two wilds in a single spin.
Reach $10,000 in credit.
Win with four angry faces.
Win with 5 rows of platinum bars.
Get 100 spins in a single game.
Win with 6 rows of cash.
Win the Jackpot
Win with 7 rows of diamonds